How to fuck up the Internet in 10 easy steps!!
Create everything on your page as (large) graphics.

Build at least one text or icon that uses six or more images.

Use as much animated banners as possible.

Do not place anything useful on the frontpage.

Advertise there's something for free on page 2.

Repeat step 1,2 and 3.

Show a thumbnail of anything and link it to page 3.

Repeat step 1,2 and 3.

Fix the backbutton!! Send destructive blocks when it's pressed!!

Now tell the victim 'Nothing is for free' Make them leave or pay...

 If this doesn't slow down the Internet, nothing else will. Do you happen to know about a better way to kill the web-performance then please spill your guts to me and I will advertise it here. This is where you can reach Me
 
 


( What I really mean is that the Internet is totally fucked-up and much to slow, thanks to certain idiots who act the way described in the above. Please try to ignore their sites as much as you can until they install fastloading and specific pages)

( If you posted email to 'ME!' it will most likely be adressed to one of those idiots that fuck up. Thanks for your response.)